Monday, October 27, 2008

Paranoia has set in...

Who...My crazy husband.

What...Have you ever had anybody standing outside a window staring at you without you knowing it? That's exactly what my husband was doing; standing on the porch staring at me without me knowing it.

Where...My computer at home where I work three days a week is situated right in front of my living room window.

When...Today after lunch sometime. My back was turned towards the window and I was really busy working. He scared the life out of me. I swear one day he is going to just do me in with his antics. He walks in the house and says Boo all the time. He also says it in his sleep sometimes. Now that is hilarious when he does that.

Why...just because he can and because he thinks its the funniest thing ever when I get scared out of my mind.
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Now every time I start getting lost in my decision writing, I have to turn around sideways and look out the window to make sure he is not standing there. Can't you just hear the scary music from Halloween or Friday the Thirteenth in your mind right about now? He is creeping me out and all this week he wants to watch scary movies in honor of Halloween. I am going to be paranoid all the time now that someone is watching me through the front window. I am going to probably end up writing my decisions on the laptop snuggled up under my electric blanket in the middle of my big king sized bed. He can't sneak up on me there.

I don't like scary movies. I don't like scary Halloween costumes. I always made my daughter dress up as Disney movies characters. I always dress up as a clown or something creative, but not really scary. I am a real-live chicken.

3 comments:

Blarney said...

I'm telling you ~ he thinks your HOT! He's doing it because he is in awe of you ... you know that right?! I bet he's wondering if there are other Grannys out there as smokin' as you. Oh ~ and he can so totally sneak up on you in the bedroom ... wink - wink. Anywho ... congrats on the great doc report, the new title and the weight loss. I on the other hand put on a set of winter PJ's that weren't as snug last winter. hmpf.

Gail said...

I agree with Blarney. Eddie can't take his eyes off of you and is so proud you are his wife. Instead of being afraid, flaunt it and give him something to stare at next time he does it. Strip to your birthday suit and shock his pants off (no pun intended, just an old expression.) LOL
Can you believe you old cuz just said that?

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