Whoever heard?

Whoever heard of Death by Gordita? I thought it was supposed to be Death by Chocolate! I ate way tooooo much homemade gordita and I think my heart is racing out of my chest. My stomach is hurting and I think I am dying and not in a good way. Ohhhh! Please make it stop hurting. I got on the computer just to see if I could get my mind of my troubles. I have been hit with the Tijuana Brass, I just hope I don't have the Texas two-step in the morning on the porcelain throne. I hope I can go to sleep, but that will have to wait until I quit hurting. Remind me not to ever do this again.